DoS jokes
What do you call a selfie of an orphan? A family photo.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared."
The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!
How do you call a sad coffee? A depresso!
Memes
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.