DoS jokes
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
How do you know when it's bedtime in the Netherlands?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Memes
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.
I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
GF: What do you think of our love?
BF: Count the stars in the sky.
GF: Aww... It's infinity!
BF: Nope. It's just a waste of time.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
What do gay horses say?
"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"
Dad: What time do you wanna go to the dentist?
Daughter: *tooth hurty*
Dad: All right.
What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
We are all just suicidal kids telling other kids not to do it.
What do you call a person with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.