DoS jokes
How do you get two deaf people from fighting?
Turn off the lights and walk out.
How do you annoy Pinocchio?
Ask him, "Do you always tell lies?"
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
How do you count cows with a cowculator?
Memes
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
Do you know where time is? Because it keeps flying by.
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!
What do gay horses say?
"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"
Where do walls shop?--Walmart.
What do crows use when they get a phone?
A "CAWing" card!
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.