DoS jokes
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
How do you get the depressed kid out of the tree? You cut the rope.
What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?
A sourpuss.
Memes
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Bf: Hey, what ya doing?
Gf: Just lying in bed.
Bf: Just lying in bed?
Gf: And eating cereal.
Bf: Ha, nice, what would you do if I was in bed next to you...?
Gf: Eat my cereal.
Bf: I mean if the cereal wasn't there.
Gf: I'd get out of bed and get more cereal.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.
Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
How do you get two deaf people from fighting?
Turn off the lights and walk out.
2 weeks here.
What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
Do you have a halo, cause I can give you one.
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.