DoS jokes
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
GF: What do you think of our love?
BF: Count the stars in the sky.
GF: Aww... It's infinity!
BF: Nope. It's just a waste of time.
Memes
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
My Wife: How much do you love me??
Me: Count all the stars.
My Wife: Aww, infinity.
Me: No, a waste of time.
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Suck its cock.
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?