DoS jokes
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?
Juans upon a time.
Imagine you are getting eaten by an alligator. What do you do?
Stop imagining!
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
Memes
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father’s or Mother’s Day.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan? A family photo.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared."
The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!
How do you call a sad coffee? A depresso!
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"