DoS jokes

What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.

I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.

What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.

Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?

Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘

Why do orphans go to church?

So they have someone to call father.

How do you call a sad coffee? A depresso!

What do you call an orphan who became a priest?

Father-less.

Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.

How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.

What do you call an orphan's family reunion?

Alone time.

What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.

I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Why do orphans have no bruises?

Because they have no dad to beat them.

What do Jesus and a painting have in common?

They hang by nails.

What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.

What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.

What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?

They're both filled with happy little accidents.

What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!

I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.

I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!

How do emos like their meat cooked?

Medium rawr.