DoS jokes

If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?

How do you annoy Pinocchio?

Ask him, "Do you always tell lies?"

Do you know where time is? Because it keeps flying by.

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?"

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?

Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘

I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.

Me: Hey friend!

Friend: Yes?

Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.

Friend: Touch.

Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)

Friend: Grass.

Me: And you get?

Friend: Touch grass.

What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.

What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?

Fatherless.

What do you call a blank piece of paper?

Women's rights.

Why do orphans like boomerangs?

A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.

What does an orphan wish they could do?

Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.

Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.

What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?

A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.

What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?

An airstrike.

Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?

A: Hearing Aids.

What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.

Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.

How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?

Because she runs away from balls.

What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?

A ventriloquist.