DoS jokes

Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.

What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?

Filipino.

Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.

Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.

What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.

Why do Asians excel at math?

Because their dog can never eat their homework.

What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?

We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.

What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

Little boys turn them on.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Tell her to slow down and use lubricants.

What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?

If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.

What do black parents and elevators have in common?

Neither of them can raise anything without a belt.

Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?

Me: Because I love miners!

Dumb person: Wat idk mean?

Person 1: I don’t know.

Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.

Person 1: Wait idk means--

Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?

Googol: I don’t know.

Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW

What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.

How do people grade pedophiles?

1st grade to 8th grade.

(I know it's orphan jokes but still)

How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.

What do you call an ex-lesbian?

A clitter quitter.

Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.

What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.

What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.