DoS jokes
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
Memes
What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
How do you annoy Pinocchio?
Ask him, "Do you always tell lies?"
Do you know where time is? Because it keeps flying by.
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?"
The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.