What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
DoS Jokes
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father’s or Mother’s Day.
Imagine you are getting eaten by an alligator. What do you do?
Stop imagining!
What do you call a person with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?
Juans upon a time.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan? A family photo.
What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
We are all just suicidal kids telling other kids not to do it.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared."
The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
A priest asks a convicted murderer on the electric chair, "Do you have any last request?"
"Yes," said the murderer, "Will you hold my hand?"
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
Bf: Hey, what ya doing?
Gf: Just lying in bed.
Bf: Just lying in bed?
Gf: And eating cereal.
Bf: Ha, nice, what would you do if I was in bed next to you...?
Gf: Eat my cereal.
Bf: I mean if the cereal wasn't there.
Gf: I'd get out of bed and get more cereal.
How do you get the depressed kid out of the tree? You cut the rope.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
