DoS jokes
What do you call a nun on a bike?
Virgin Mobile.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
Memes
How do women hold their liquor? By the ears.
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
How do stars die?
Normally, an overdose.
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!