DoS jokes

What do you call German weed?

Mustard Gas.

What do you call a committee of emo kids?

A cutting board!

What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?

RCXD in bound

Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.

What do you call an orphan’s picture?

A family photo.

I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!

Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.

He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"

She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."

Why do gays get bad grades?

They don't get straight A's.

I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

Suck its cock.

I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.

What would they do? Go to their family?

What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"

I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.

I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!

What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you told them twice.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.

What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!

If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.

Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?

Because dad never came back with the milk.

Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"

The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, Here's hoping you do too.