DoS jokes
How do you get a retard out of a tree?
Wave at them.
How do you punish a blind person?
Hand them a gun and tell them it’s a hairdryer.
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
Memes
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
lmao why do people think they can fly?
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
How do stars die?
Normally, an overdose.
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
Why do Mexicans take Xanax?
Because they’re Hispanic attacks.
What do orgasms and pulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.