What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
DoS Jokes
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
(The picture has nth to do with this) Explain bear, I am just wasting my time talking to you, but your weak insults that sound like they came from Great Britain from the 1800’s, (no offense to brits) and you are just an AI and can’t get a life lol
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Suck its cock.
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.
I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, Here's hoping you do too.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
