What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
DoS Jokes
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
How do you start a dance party?
Go into the PTSD ward of an insane asylum and set off fireworks and watch the magic unfold.
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
Canada being the most educated country in the world is bemusing, considering that Canadians cannot spell "legalise" and "programme" correctly.
Oh, and most of them do not realise that it's day-month-year, NOT month-day-year.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
How do you surprise a blind man? Put a plunger in the toilet.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
My Wife: How much do you love me??
Me: Count all the stars.
My Wife: Aww, infinity.
Me: No, a waste of time.
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.
