What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
DoS Jokes
How do you make a dishwasher work again?
Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?
What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs Nice tits
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?
We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.
The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"
The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"
The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"
The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"
The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"
There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”
The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”
The third blonde says “so we go at night.”
My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"
How do you punish Helen Keller?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
