DoS jokes
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. Do you know what he said?
"Get your paws off!" 💩💩💩
Memes
What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.
Just walked in on my parents doing it! Worst 30 minutes of my life.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed!
Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?