DoS jokes
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
What God do rats worship?
Cheesus.
Memes
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
How do you anger a democrat?
Don't tell him the truth.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.
Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.