DoS jokes
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
Memes
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!
Edna: Hey there big boy!
Big boy: You need to stop doing this.
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With Doritos!
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising flour.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."