DoS jokes
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
Memes
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. Do you know what he said?
"Get your paws off!" 💩💩💩
What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!
Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
Just walked in on my parents doing it! Worst 30 minutes of my life.
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed!
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
How do you make a handkerchief dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.