* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
DoS Jokes
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Just walked in on my parents doing it! Worst 30 minutes of my life.
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
How do you make a handkerchief dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed!
Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. Do you know what he said?
"Get your paws off!" 💩💩💩
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With Doritos!
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
