DoS jokes
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Memes
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.