What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
DoS Jokes
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
What God do rats worship?
Cheesus.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;
