How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
DoS Jokes
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
How do you anger a democrat?
Don't tell him the truth.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.
