DoS jokes
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
Memes
What do orgasms and pulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
What do the initials FBI stand for?
Federal Bureau of Idiots.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.