Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
DoS Jokes
What do orgasms and pulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
What do the initials FBI stand for?
Federal Bureau of Idiots.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
