DoS jokes
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Memes
Explain Bear i hate you
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
Where do fishes keep their money?
In a riverbank.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.