How do you punish a blind person?
Hand them a gun and tell them it’s a hairdryer.
DoS Jokes
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
How do you get a retard out of a tree?
Wave at them.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
How do you stop an argument between two deaf people? Switch off the lights.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
