DoS jokes

What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.

What do cannibals eat to freshen their teeth?

Mentos.

What do you call an 18 year old orphan?

Homeless.

What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.

What do you call a disabled Chinese person?

Sum Ting Wong.

Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.

Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!

A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"

The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."

Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!

What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?

Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!

Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.

What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?

Ape Suzettes.

What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.

A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.

"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."

And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"

Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?

Because it doesn’t have a home button.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

An RC-XD.

What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.

What can’t orphans do in baseball? Go to home.