DoS jokes
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
Memes
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
How do stars die?
Normally, an overdose.
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What do you call a nun on a bike?
Virgin Mobile.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.