DoS jokes
Do a neck reveal.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
Memes
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.