Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
DoS Jokes
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
How do stars die?
Normally, an overdose.
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What do you call a nun on a bike?
Virgin Mobile.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
What do you do when you finish a magazine in the hospital?
Reload and keep firing!
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!
Why do Mexicans take Xanax?
Because they’re Hispanic attacks.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
