DoS jokes
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?
You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"
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Memes
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
How do you know the hooker killed herself?
She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.