Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
DoS Jokes
Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.
You: Well, your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you don't even know how to do that.
And your IQ is 5.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?
Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
