DoS jokes
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
Memes
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.