DoS jokes
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
What do cannibals eat to freshen their teeth?
Mentos.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
Memes
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”