DoS jokes
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
Memes
What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?
You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.