DoS jokes
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
What do you give a pig when it has a rash?
Oinkment.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
Memes
What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
What can’t orphans do in baseball? Go to home.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
If you try to fail and you succeed, which one did you do?
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?
You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.