DoS jokes
What do cannibals eat to freshen their teeth?
Mentos.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
Memes
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.