DoS jokes
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising flour.
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
Memes
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.