DoS jokes
Do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: Insider trading.
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
Memes
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."