What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
DoS Jokes
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
What do you give a pig when it has a rash?
Oinkment.
What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourselves!
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
What did I do with the internet?
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"
If you try to fail and you succeed, which one did you do?
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
