Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
DoS Jokes
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
