DoS jokes
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?
Tequila Mockingbird.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
Memes
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.
Do a neck reveal.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!