DoS jokes
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
Memes
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.