A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
Do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: Insider trading.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
How do you know the hooker killed herself?
She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
