DoS jokes
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
Memes
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
What God do rats worship?
Cheesus.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
How do you anger a democrat?
Don't tell him the truth.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!