DoS jokes
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
What did the creep do when the woman said, âMake yourself at home?â
He hid in her attic.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Memes
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesnât matter what you call it; it wonât come to you.
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.