Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
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DoS Jokes
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
"Suck me off, daddy, I'm doing homework."
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
What do cannibals eat to freshen their teeth?
Mentos.
