DoS jokes
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Memes
Do you know why there is no “f” in “orphan?”
Because it stands for family.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway.
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!