DoS jokes
What meds do snakes with ADHD take?
Adder-all.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Do you know why there is no “f” in “orphan?”
Because it stands for family.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
Memes
me when i do not get the math in class
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway.
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.