DoS jokes
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
Memes
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
How do women hold their liquor? By the ears.
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With Doritos!
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
How do you make a handkerchief dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.