What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.
DoS Jokes
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
