DoS jokes
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
How do women hold their liquor? By the ears.
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What kind of bike do women ride?
A menstrual cycle.
Memes
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With Doritos!
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
How do you make a handkerchief dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.