What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
DoS Jokes
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Where do fishes keep their money?
In a riverbank.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" ๐๐๐
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.๐
What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
What did the creep do when the woman said, โMake yourself at home?โ
He hid in her attic.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
