DoS jokes
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Memes
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
Why do trees never call Emos? Because they always hang up on them.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.