What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
DoS Jokes
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
Why do trees never call Emos? Because they always hang up on them.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
