What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
DoS Jokes
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."
And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
