DoS jokes
What do Japanese men do when they vote?
They have an erection.
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
Christopher and Tony were tempted for a beer, but they only had 2 dollars each.
Christopher got an idea and ran away to the butcher to see if he could get something good. He came back with a sausage. So they went to a pub and ordered 2 beers and 2 whiskeys.
"Are you crazy?!" said Tony to Christopher. "We don't have any money!"
"Take it easy now," said Christopher. "I have a plan."
When they finished drinking everything up, Christopher put the sausage through his own zipper and begged Tony to bend on his knees and take the sausage with his mouth.
The bartender saw what they did and threw them out without even paying. So Christopher and Tony kept doing the same thing pub after pub after pub.
After the 10th pub, Tony said: "I can't do this anymore. I am drunk, and my knees are in too much pain to even handle the walk."
"How do you think I feel?" said Christopher, exhausted. "I dropped the sausage in the 3rd pub!"
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
Memes
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising flour.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Do a neck reveal.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.