DoS jokes
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
Memes
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!”
They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"