DoS jokes
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *Walks away*
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
Memes
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!”
They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")
What do 3-year-old boys say after going to confession?
"My bum hurts!"
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"