What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising flour.
DoS Jokes
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Do a neck reveal.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
