DoS jokes
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until his bill Withers.
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
What do you call sad coffee... deppresso!
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
Memes
Hollow Knight Meme
How do bees 🐝 get to school?
They ride the school buzz!
How do we know Stephen is dying in hell?
There’s a stairway to heaven.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “Dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
What kind of dog can do magic tricks?
A labracadabrador.
How do you get a baby into a small bowl?
A blender.
How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.