What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad never came home with the milk.
Do you need an ark?
Because I Noah guy!
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"
Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do bats like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.