DoS jokes
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
Memes
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
What do 3-year-old boys say after going to confession?
"My bum hurts!"
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")
How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!