DoS jokes
So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.
So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”
The principal's office smells nice.
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
You dress her up as an altar boy.
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-xercise every day!
Memes
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
I wrote a passage to stop about bullying, and it was easy. Do you know why?
Because I am a bully!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What is the best power that man can do? They can move the mountain with their tongue.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No Body Knows.
No body nose.
I snorted a line of coke off my 8-year-old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining, probably because she was already dead.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
How do you punch 40 kids in the face at once? Hit them with a “Sandy Hook”.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an altar boy.
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish