What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
DoS Jokes
What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
What do 3-year-old boys say after going to confession?
"My bum hurts!"
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")
How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
Why do bees sting?
Because they're pricks.
How do you keep a bull from charging?
You take its credit card away.
Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
