DoS jokes
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
How do you know your Dad's been fucking your sister?
His dick tastes funny...
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "dad."
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
Memes
A note for My arts/health teacher:
oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
How do you enter your house?
Through Bill Gates!
What do you call a disabled Asian?
"Sum ting wong."
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese!
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
How do you properly eat a vegetable?
You tip over the wheelchair.
How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach?
Stop eating caterpillars.