What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
DoS Jokes
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *Walks away*
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!”
They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
