DoS jokes
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No Body Knows.
No body nose.
I snorted a line of coke off my 8-year-old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining, probably because she was already dead.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
Memes
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
How do you enter your house?
Through Bill Gates!
What do you call a disabled Asian?
"Sum ting wong."
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.
So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”
The principal's office smells nice.
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
How do you properly eat a vegetable?
You tip over the wheelchair.
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach?
Stop eating caterpillars.