What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked.
DoS Jokes
What do you call a group of emo kids?
The suicide squad.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
If chickens wake up when the rooster crows, then when do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
What do you call sad coffee... deppresso!
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “Dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
What kind of dog can do magic tricks?
A labracadabrador.
What do you call a nine year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
EU Delegate: "Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?"
Ambassador: *tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros* "You didn't see any statistics."
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until his bill Withers.
How do bees 🐝 get to school?
They ride the school buzz!
How do we know Stephen is dying in hell?
There’s a stairway to heaven.
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
How do you get a baby into a small bowl?
A blender.
How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.
Woman aren't human anyways... lol.
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
