DoS jokes
How do you know America's bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers!
How do fish get to school?
On a octobus.
Lol.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
They say nothing is impossible, but I've been doing nothing all day.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
Memes
What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck?
Incest.
How do you kill a little boy?
You throw him between two Catholic priests.
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?
The Milky Way!
Do you know why Jesus is so popular with the ladies??
Haven't you ever seen pictures of the guy? He was hung like this... 🤚--------🤪----------✋
What do mice eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
My elderly relatives like to tease me at weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"..
They soon stopped though, when I started to do the same to them at funerals.
Do you know pigeons die when they have sex?
I mean, the one I fucked died.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, and the condom ripped; now they have a daughter.
How do you make an Indian explode?
You press the red dot.
What TV shows do orphans not like?
"Family Guy."
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.
Smack an orphan, what’s he gonna do... tell his parents?
Where do sheep go to shop?
Woolmart.