DoS jokes
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
How do you properly eat a vegetable?
You tip over the wheelchair.
How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach?
Stop eating caterpillars.
So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.
So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”
The principal's office smells nice.
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
Memes
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
You dress her up as an altar boy.
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No Body Knows.
No body nose.
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
What is the best power that man can do? They can move the mountain with their tongue.
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
I wrote a passage to stop about bullying, and it was easy. Do you know why?
Because I am a bully!
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
How do you punch 40 kids in the face at once? Hit them with a “Sandy Hook”.