DoS jokes
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
Do you know why Jesus is so popular with the ladies??
Haven't you ever seen pictures of the guy? He was hung like this... 🤚--------🤪----------✋
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?
The Milky Way!
What do mice eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Memes
My elderly relatives like to tease me at weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"..
They soon stopped though, when I started to do the same to them at funerals.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, and the condom ripped; now they have a daughter.
Do you know pigeons die when they have sex?
I mean, the one I fucked died.
What TV shows do orphans not like?
"Family Guy."
How do you make an Indian explode?
You press the red dot.
Smack an orphan, what’s he gonna do... tell his parents?
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.
How do you make epileptic kids dance?
Throw a flash bang in their room.
Where do sheep go to shop?
Woolmart.
H: *walks into bedroom* Why are you packing your bags?
W: I heard in New York women get paid $400 for what I do for you for free.
*Later that day*
W: *walks into the bedroom to see husband packing his bags* What are you doing?
H: I’m going with you. I want to see how you live off of $800 a year.
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool?
A baby with flat armbands!
A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?
“Because they always wanted a daddy.”
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?
Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.