What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
DoS Jokes
How do you get a nun pregnant?
You dress her up as an altar boy.
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No Body Knows.
No body nose.
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
What is the best power that man can do? They can move the mountain with their tongue.
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
I wrote a passage to stop about bullying, and it was easy. Do you know why?
Because I am a bully!
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
How do you punch 40 kids in the face at once? Hit them with a “Sandy Hook”.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an altar boy.
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!
Rate your day on a scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment [on] what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.
A little boy got the homework that he had to learn the four first letters of the alphabet. He went to his mother, who was knitting and had hurt herself. He asked her what the first letter of the alphabet was, and she said a swear word. He went to his brother, who was playing with a Superman, and asked what the second letter of the alphabet was, and he answered "SUPERMAN!!!". Then he went to his little sister, and asked what the third letter of the alphabet was, and given the fact that she was playing with Barbies, she said, "in the Barbie Dream House!" Then he went to his father who was watching a soccer game, and his team just scored, so when he asked what the fourth letter of the alphabet was, he said, "Olé Olé Olé!!!". The next day at school, the teacher asked the little boy what the first four letters of the alphabet were. He said the swear word. "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOUNG MAN!!!", the teacher boomed. "Superman", the boy replied. "WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?!", the teacher continued. "In the Barbie Dream House" "GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!!!" "OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ!", the boy chanted on his was down the hall.
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
