DoS jokes

What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?

LGBBQ.

What do you call an orphan with parents?

I don't know... what?

Kidnapped. :)

Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!

Why do orphans want to be dogs?

Because they want their own bed and food.

Why do pedophiles always lose a race?

Because they come in a little behind.

Can you go as a horse for Halloween?

Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!

What do orphans and TVs have in common?

At least one of them has a home.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, Here's hoping you do too.

I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?

Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.

I will always remember my grandma's last words: "What are you doing with that pillow?"

I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Why do orphans love chips?

Because they're all family sized.

Why do orphans live in an orphanage?

Answer: Because they are wanted there.

Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?

Because they hate how he cares about family.

What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?

Nazrat.

Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.

What can't orphans do?

Be homosexual because they have no home.

Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!

Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.

What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?

White Vans!