DoS jokes
What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Memes
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕
Do you know the phrase, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure?” Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"
So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despresso.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."