DoS jokes
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?
White Vans!
Memes
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
Why do you tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
Leo: Mother, what is an idiot?
Mother: An idiot is someone that explains something in a long, boring way so that the person that the idiot is trying to explain to doesn't understand.
Mother: Do you understand?
Leo: No.
When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?
What do you call a dog that tells the time?
A watchdog.
What do you call a skeleton in the snow? A numb skull.
Who's a pineapple? I'm a pineapple... Yass.
Teacher and kid.
Kid: Hey, teacher.
Teacher: Yes?
Kid: Would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Kid: Well, I didn't do my homework!
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.
She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"