DoS jokes
Why do pedophiles always lose a race?
Because they come in a little behind.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, Here's hoping you do too.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Memes
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?
The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....
My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love."
I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
Me: Hey, do you want to meet my grandma?
Friend: Yeah, sure.
Me: *pulls out gun*
I will always remember my grandma's last words: "What are you doing with that pillow?"
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.