DoS jokes

I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.

I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?

Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.

Joseph: No, they don't.

Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.

Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.

What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?

Nazrat.

Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.

Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?

The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....

My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love."

I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."

Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?

Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣

Why do orphans love elevators?

They raise people!

Halloween joke:

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?

A blood test.

What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.

Me: Hey, do you want to meet my grandma?

Friend: Yeah, sure.

Me: *pulls out gun*

I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."

I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"

I will always remember my grandma's last words: "What are you doing with that pillow?"

What do we want? A cure for obesity.

When do we want it? After lunch.

Why do trans women go by she/her?

Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.

What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?

The Joker.

What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.