When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?
DoS Jokes
What do you call a dog that tells the time?
A watchdog.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
Why do you tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.
What do you call intelligent people in America?
Tourists.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
How do you piss off a disabled person?
You put the cookie on the other shoulder.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
