DoS jokes
I will always remember my grandma's last words: "What are you doing with that pillow?"
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
Memes
Me: Hey, do you want to meet my grandma?
Friend: Yeah, sure.
Me: *pulls out gun*
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love."
I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?
The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....
Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.