DoS jokes
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Memes
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call an orphan home alone?
A family reunion.
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do orphans call a selfie?
A family photo.
You: Find a time clock that can change time.
Your friend the next day: Hey, can I borrow yo' house?
You: No, I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME!
Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again.
What do you say to make a redhead mad?
Anything.
What kind of dogs do miners like best?
Golden retrievers, haha, get it?
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Yes, I know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane.
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!