DoS jokes
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fish with no eyes.
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How do you get a baby to stop crawling in circles?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
Memes
The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"
Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
Why do pedophiles always lose a race?
Because they come in a little behind.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, Here's hoping you do too.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.