Me: Hey, do you want to meet my grandma?
Friend: Yeah, sure.
Me: *pulls out gun*
DoS Jokes
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love."
I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?
The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....
Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?
White Vans!
