DoS jokes
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
What do you call an orphan home alone?
A family reunion.
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Memes
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
What do you say to make a redhead mad?
Anything.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
What do orphans call a selfie?
A family photo.
You: Find a time clock that can change time.
Your friend the next day: Hey, can I borrow yo' house?
You: No, I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME!
Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again.
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
What kind of dogs do miners like best?
Golden retrievers, haha, get it?
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Yes, I know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane.
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.