DoS jokes
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Yes, I know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane.
Memes
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fish with no eyes.
How do you get a baby to stop crawling in circles?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"
Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
Why do pedophiles always lose a race?
Because they come in a little behind.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.