What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
DoS Jokes
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his ass.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"
I will always remember my grandma's last words: "What are you doing with that pillow?"
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
