Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
DoS Jokes
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Yes, I know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane.
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fish with no eyes.
How do you get a baby to stop crawling in circles?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"
Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
Why do pedophiles always lose a race?
Because they come in a little behind.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"
So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despresso.
Do you know the phrase, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure?” Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
