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Why did the pope drink horse piss? Because a priest asked him what would he do for a Klondike bar? 🤪 😜
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato.
What did the sea do when it saw the beach?
It waved!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"
The boy said, "No, I don't know."
She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"
The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"
She said to him, "No, who is she?"
He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."
The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.
Memes
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes.
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
Beef strokin' off.
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
What do oranges sweat?
Orange juice. 😂🍊❤️
Punch an orphan in the face what they gonna do? Tell there parents
What do you call a pen with no head?
DeCAPitated.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
Three blonde girls are on an island, and they are much too far away from land to swim. They find a genie on the island who offers them each one wish. The first girl says, "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island!" So the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island.
The next girl says, "I wish I was even smarter than her so I don't have to do so much manual labor!" So she turns into a brunette and makes a sailboat and lets the wind take her off the island.
The final girl says, "I wish I was smarter than both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until they see their parents.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.