DoS jokes
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricant.
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
Memes
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs?
"Nice tits."
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.