DoS jokes
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
Why do men fart louder than women?
Because women can’t keep their mouth shut to build up any pressure.
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.
Memes
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.