DoS jokes
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
What do you call a stoned kid with Down syndrome?
A baked potato.
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricant.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
What's the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
Straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo."
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do."
Memes
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
How do you piss off a midget?
Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
Did you hear about the woman who broke up with the man who had a small penis?
When his friends ask how he’s doing, he said, “I wasn’t that into her.”
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs?
"Nice tits."
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.