DoS jokes
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Memes
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
What meds do snakes with ADHD take?
Adder-all.
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.