DoS jokes
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
Memes
What do you do with a dead scientist?
You barium.
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?
Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work...
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
How do you piss off a midget?
Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
What's the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
Straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo."
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do."