DoS jokes
Why do special ed classes have fans?
To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
Memes
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
Yo, sis, come here.
Sis: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Can I go?
Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.
Me: I love you.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
How do you keep a moron in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.
If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?
Q) What do trees call deforestation?
A) TREASON!
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.