Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
DoS Jokes
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
How do you scare a bee?
Boo-bee!
Q) What do trees call deforestation?
A) TREASON!
why did i laugh at this? this is alot like someone I know.. hmm- ( in the cmmts write who u think it is!)
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
Employer: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
What do you do with a dead scientist?
You barium.
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
