DoS jokes
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
Memes
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.
The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"
The second said: "I'd do it for free!"
The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"
The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
How do you scare a bee?
Boo-bee!
Q) What do trees call deforestation?
A) TREASON!
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
Employer: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.