DoS jokes
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
Memes
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
Why do special ed classes have fans?
To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!