DoS jokes
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
Memes
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Why do special ed classes have fans?
To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.