DoS jokes
What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
Depression sucks, and so do you.
Memes
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What movie do orphans hate?
Home Alone.
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.