DoS jokes
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Memes
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
What do sex and food have in common?
Grandma makes both better.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.