What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
DoS Jokes
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.
The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"
The second said: "I'd do it for free!"
The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"
The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
