DoS jokes
Where do T. Rexes shop? Dino-stores.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.
Memes
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?